All I have to do is turn off the TV, and they'll settle down pretty quickly.

If somebody gets sick or leaves a mess, all we have to do is spray down the walls to clean them.

We only see one color here. And that's orange.

If they're in a destructive mood, we'll remove the mat, too.

I wished I hadn’t majored in women filling their pockets with stones and sticking their heads into ovens. Maybe tomorrow the pinhole would widen and I would want to be a marine biologist.

Change, change, change it allFuck the egg, it'll crackAnd they point and condemnThose these and themDigiting a shower of crap